Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Shaadi Ke side effects



Weekdays
Weekdays (pre Marriage)
Weekdays (post Marriage)
Monday
The Dark Knight  – 16th time
Yes Mom, Mummy is doing fine. And you?
Tuesday
Xvideos or Youporn?
80 rs per kg for onions? I’ve heard its cheaper at the Dadar market.
Wednesday
Oye Hero, Shivani is also coming..
Your cousin’s parents are visiting. How long.. I meant how sweet?
Thursday
Dude, I don’t kiss and tell..
What does your aunt know of family planning? Have you seen their kids?
Friday
Have you seen this Isabella Kaif MMS?
Sorry, I am Really sorry. Listen, lets go out for dinner.
Saturday
Dude.Always BROS BEFORE HOES..
What’s with the headache when it’s my friends?
Sunday
Zzzzzzzz
First tell me, what does mauve look like?